-Joseph has intentionally turned on the video function, setting it up on a counter and making a few adjustments before moving off frame. Our audience is treated to the sight of the most blindingly colorful plant any of you have probably ever seen, which bears fruit that is just as wacky. Joseph casually strolls into frame (on purpose) and gives the ( Read more... )

YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF THIS WHOLE BODYGUARD THING, HA HA! I've completely reworked my sleep schedule. I'm am totally on it, now, so there ain't NOTHIN' getting past me. I'm a fucking pro at this. JUST ANOTHER AWESOME ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE AMAZING JOSEPH JOESTAR ( Read more... )

Man, this place is just ten kinds of crazy, ain't it? Gotta say, though, I enjoy the excitement. Even without the Hamon, I'm kicking ass and taking names, oh yeah!

But uh... I'm supposed to look for some guy...

HEY LELOUCH-OR-WHATEVER, I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YAH!!